| I've got a lot of time for 'let's
do it again' Sven. England rose from 17th to 4th in the FIFA world
rankings under the Swede's tutelage, and he managed to orchestrate
this transformation while planting his pole more than Sergey Bubka.
The 2/1 for Manchester City finishing the season in the top half
of the table is the most surprising proposition since Ulrika Johnson
offered the ageing Lothario a little slice of Swedish fish pie.
I always try to gain an edge wherever possible, so I asked the
wife's computer-savvy sister to run a series of simulations on the
Premiership handicap. After a significant number of entries last
Saturday night, she has reached the conclusion that Manchester City
will finish on around the 100 point mark (they receive a 41 point
start), making them an each-way steal at 15/1.
The Golden Boot is a tough market to crack under normal circumstances,
but with Didier Drogba (the clear favourite) on African Nations
Cup duty for up to two months, a little dabble may prove pleasantly
prudent. Eduardo netted 71 goals in 100 games in Croatia; if he
settles early at the Emirates, the 28/1 will prove the greatest
gift since Cher's offering to a young Franck Ribery in the tear-jerking
chick-flick 'Mask'.
There are a number of season match bets available where the probability
of success is greater then the odds-makers have calculated. Man
City to finish above West Ham at 11/8 is the standout, and Middlesbrough
to finish above Sunderland at evens is a close runner-up. If bets
were birds, these two would be on Sven's 'to do' list.
I love to have a pre-season accer on the four divisions, but it's
normally about as successful as a Frank Skinner sitcom. There's
always one team that lets me down; even when I just have a single.
This year, it's all about to change. I'm siding with Manchester
United in the Premiership, Southampton in the Championship, Swansea
in League 1 and the MK Dons in the basement. A £1 each way
accer will return £2,206 if all prove successful, I've already
entered the £46 return for all four to place on my spreadsheet.
Arsenal
Winners 12/1
Relegation 1,000/1
Where they'll finish - 3rd
Season Special - Arsenal to win the league without Man U and Chelsea
2/1
Aston Villa
Winners 600/1
Relegation 25/1
Where they'll finish - 7th
Season Special - Villa to finish above Birmingham and Derby 4/9
Birmingham
Winners 5,000/1
Relegation 11/10
Where they'll finish - 16th
Season Special - Birmingham to finish above Sunderland and Derby
9/4
Blackburn
Winners 750/1
Relegation 20/1
Where they'll finish - 11th
Season Special - McCarthy to be the top Blackburn goal scorer 7/4
Bolton
Winners 1,500/1
Relegation 7/1
Where they'll finish - 12th
Season Special - Bolton to finish above West Ham Evs
Chelsea
Winners 7/4
Relegation 2,500/1
Where they'll finish - 2nd
Season Special - Chelsea to win the Carling Cup 4/1
Derby
Winners 7,500/1
Relegation 8/15
Where they'll finish - 19th
Season Special - Derby to finish in the bottom half 1/8
Everton
Winners 750/1
Relegation 25/1
Where they'll finish - 9th
Season Special - Andy Johnson to be the top British goal scorer
9/1
Fulham
Winners 5,000/1
Relegation 2/1
Where they'll finish - 17th
Season Special - Fulham to finish above Wigan 8/11
Liverpool
Winners 6/1
Relegation 1,000/1
Where they'll finish - 4th
Season Special - Liverpool to finish the season empty-handed 1/2
Man City
Winners 1,000/1
Relegation 5/1
Where they'll finish - 6th
Season Special - Man City to finish in the top 6 9/1
Man United
Winners 7/5
Relegation 5,000/1
Where they'll finish - 1st
Season Special - Tevez to be the top United goal scorer 11/4
Middlesbrough
Winners 1,750/1
Relegation 11/2
Where they'll finish - 8th
Season Special - Middlesbrough to finish above Newcastle and Sunderland
9/2
Newcastle
Winners 250/1
Relegation 25/1
Where they'll finish - 10th
Season Special - Viduka to score under 12.5 Premiership goals 8/11
Portsmouth
Winners 1,000/1
Relegation 12/1
Where they'll finish - 14th
Season Special - Pompey to finish above Sunderland 4/6
Reading
Winners 1,800/1
Relegation 5/1
Where they'll finish - 15th
Season Special - Doyle to be the top Reading goal scorer 9/4
Sunderland
Winners 2,000/1
Relegation 4/1
Where they'll finish - 18th
Season Special - Keane to be shown a red card before Christmas 10/1
Tottenham
Winners 100/1
Relegation 125/1
Where they'll finish - 5th
Season Special - Tottenham to finish 5th in the table 3/1
West Ham
Winners 1,250/1
Relegation 10/1
Where they'll finish - 13th
Season Special - Ashton to score more than Bellamy 10/11
Wigan
Winners 5,000/1
Relegation 5/4
Where they'll finish - 20th
Season Special - Hutchings to be the first manager to go 9/2
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