Tottenham temperance rings last orders
Sean O'Conor
O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal
away their brains! Othello Act II, Sc 3.
Tottenham Hotspur boss Harry Redknapp has announced he will ban
alcohol from his club next season, after defender Ledley King ended
up in handcuffs following a nightclub fracas this week.
"I'll implement a strong rule next season that drinking is
a no-no here," Redknapp said, heralding a new era. "There's
still too much of a drinking culture in English football but it's
not as bad as it used to be."
King's drunken delinquency is only the latest in a long, long
line of alcohol-inspired misbehaviour, stretching back through English
football history. More than soccer violence, excessive drinking
is the real English disease, an unwelcome limpet on the body of
the beautiful game in its homeland, a hanger-on who pretends to
be your best buddy but succeeds in messing you up.
A precocious adulthood, too much money to spend, hours of idle
time, the lack of a settled home life or emotional maturity coupled
with the role of the pub in British working-class life has led generations
of footballers from these isles to join forces with the bottle.
Jimmy Greaves, the outstanding English goalscorer of his generation,
was poached by AC Milan in 1961 after netting 124 times in 157 games
for Chelsea. But strangled by the monastic discipline and the lack
of an alehouse culture in Italy, Greaves was back in London only
12 games later. During his brief sojourn in Milan, Greaves learnt
to give his club chaperone the slip at night to hot-foot it to the
nearest bar for liquid reassurance.
Fast forward half a century and England's first foreign coach,
Swede Sven-Goran Eriksson, confesses he learnt a new word from his
time with the FA - "session".
Surely no other soccer nation has such an ingrained allegiance
to the drink as its motherland, but the tide has turned as men from
other cultures have become the majority of players and coaches here.
When Terry Venables took over Barcelona in 1984, he confessed he
was amazed none of the players drank, but twelve years later his
England squad at Euro '96 famously trashed an aeroplane with their
'dentist's chair' antics, a drunken revelry they repeated following
As long as a team is winning or a player is performing, is it
ok for him to indulge off-field? Whoever has coached Brazil legend
Romario aside, this has been a conundrum for English managers over
the years - how not to disturb the equilibrium of their star players
while ensuring their performances and fitness do not suffer by an
excess of the amber nectar.
Venables tolerated off-field drinking with England because the
team was playing well, the same argument George Best's various coaches
would presumably have profered if pressed to explain why they had
not sacked him for hitting the bars every night. In 1979, Brian
Clough famously made his Nottingham Forest team, including current
Aston Villa boss Martin O'Neill, clear a table of drinks the night
before their League Cup Final with Southampton, to the point that
some of them had to be carried up the stairs: They won 3-2. Forest
goalkeeper Mark Crossley tried the same trick the night before an
FA Cup quarter-final in 1990 and unbeknownst to Clough, spent the
night in a police cell; but the next day he dropped a clanger and
Forest lost.
Paul McGrath was one of the outstanding players of the 1990s and
a winner of the 1993 PFA Player of the Year Award, no mean feat
for a defender. He also played 83 times for Eire and wore the green
in two World Cups, memorably neutralizing the otherwise stratospheric
Roberto Baggio in USA '94. Yet McGrath was alcoholic, sometimes
played drunk and at one point even slashed his wrists, before turning
out to play on the Saturday.
His autobiography, 'Back from the Brink', was one of a string
of confessional memoirs released in the 1990s revealing the darker
side of life as a top footballer in England, alongside Tony Adams'
'Addicted', Paul Merson's 'Rock Bottom' and Tony Cascarino's 'Full
Time'.
A common theme among them was how alcohol masked an inner turmoil
which came back to haunt the drinker. As McGrath put it, "If
you are out for a session with the boys, you are not going to talk
to them about these underlying problems."
McGrath states that Manchester United boss Ron Atkinson turned
a blind eye to players drinking as long as they gave their all for
90 minutes once a week. By contrast, Atkinson's successor at Old
Trafford Alex Ferguson
clamped down on player drinking and adopted a boarding-schoolesque
discipline over his boys when they hit the town, a surveillance
strategy which failed spectacularly however when his players went
on a 13-hour bender at Christmas in 2007, which ended with a rape
allegation against one of them.
It is a culture which bewilders foreigners to this day. Lars Leese,
Barnsley's goalkeeper in their Premiership season of 1997-'98, wrote
a charming, yet jaw-dropping account of English player antics in
his book 'The Keeper of Dreams'. And Leese came to Yorkshire from
Germany, which should not have been too high a cultural leap. But
there remains something exceptionally hedonistic and primitive about
the English when it comes to drinking. Like hooliganism, alcoholism
is not a football problem but a social habit. Just go to any provincial
city on a Friday night and you have all you need to know.
But the game has changed even if its location has not. Foreign
players outnumber Brits in the Premier League. Fitness coaching
has come on in leaps and bounds from the days of the magic sponge
'physio', such are the riches at stake in winning trophies or avoiding
relegation. What passed for a performance analyst in the 1980s was
Ronnie Moran, from Liverpool's 'Boot Room', pen and notepad in hand
at the side of the field. Now the urbane sports science graduate
pores over ProZone statistics on his laptop.
Bryan Robson was perhaps the last of the old school when he fostered
a drinking culture at Middlesbrough in the late 1990s, an attitude
which seemed out of step with the zeitgeist and led to open condemnation
in the press from recovering alcoholic Merson. Robson's penchant
for a pint was well known when he was a player, but it did not seem
to matter when he was captaining United and England so magnificently.
As a manager however, it was time to call last orders on his cultural
beliefs, particularly after Merson's outburst and Boro's Paul Gascoigne
checking in to a drying-out clinic in 1999.
English football's imbibing culture was largely ushered out of
the door in the late 1990s and early noughties, but as Ledley King
proved this week, it is far from extinct. Pick up one of the toilet
rolls masquerading as free London newspapers any day after a big
Chelsea game and you will see images of Blues players staggering
out of exclusive capital hotspots.
Players' bars I have frequented in recent years are now booze-free
zones for the playing staff. While their families, friends and assorted
hangers-on knock back the drinks after the final whistle, I have
never seen a footballer touch a drop. Twas never thus. The post-match
pint was the norm for decades.
From speaking to players, I have concluded there seems to be a
tacit understanding with coaches now that the odd big night out
is good for morale, but no more than once a week will be tolerated
and only then the night before a day off training. One Premier League
player told me he once turned up for training without having slept
the night before, but vowed never to do it again. Even in the close-season,
when footballers enjoy the only freedom they have all year, they
still have to watch what they are drinking and go jogging to burn
it off every morning. Turning up overweight and out of shape for
pre-season is no longer an option.
But while the drink-dragon has yet to be slain, the darkest days
are probably in the past. When Redknapp, the most traditional coach
working in the Premier League today, a manager who would not have
looked out of place in the 1970s, commits to an abstinent regime,
it really does confirm a sea-change is afoot.
Abusing alcohol is nothing new in football, let alone in England.
It is a social problem which has existed here since written records
began. As far back as 98 A.D., the great Roman historian Tacitus
described the English's continental forefathers as a warlike race
who when they were not fighting liked nothing more than feasting,
drinking and sleeping. Two thousand years later, debate on Britain's
wassailing and its negative consequences is still raging, as if
the temperance and prohibition movements never happened.
Like it or not, this is the nation born of drunken Vikings on
the rampage, of Hogarth's Gin Lane, Oliver Reed, booze cruises and
teenage binge-drinking. It is too ingrained in our identity to eliminate.
Imagine a team winning a trophy and not spraying champagne around
in celebration, or a bride's father not toasting the happy couple
with alcohol. Actually, I spoke to Reading's Shane Long, then 17,
after his team's promotion to the Premier League in 2006, and he
swore he would give the bottle of bubbly he was clasping to his
mother rather than drink it; while my teetotal American ex-father
in law toasted our nuptuals with a can of Diet Coke!
Even at the height of Liverpool's success in the 1970s and '80s,
the greatest club side in Europe would stop off for fish and chips
and swill cans of beer on the bus back from games they had invariably
been victorious in.
So what makes Redknapp's conversion to teetotalism interesting
is that it has happened within what used to be one of the most trenchant
corners of domestic life. English football proudly wore its dinosaur
credentials on its sleeve until the globalisation of the 21st century
and billions of pounds of TV money woke it up from its drunken haze.
This game has changed. And while fans are not about to forsake
the taverns before and after games and breweries are loath to withdraw
sponsorship from teams with such a target audience of potential
quaffers, for Ledley King and the other players in the spotlight
at the centre of it all, the future is surely dry.
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